President Bush's nose grows 12 inches, pants catch on fire.

“Tehran has been responsible for at least some of the increasing lethality of anti-coalition attacks by providing Shia militia with the capability to build improvised explosive devices in Iraq,” Bush said at a speech to rally support for the failing effort in Iraq.

Problem is, it is not true.

When General Peter Pace, the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, was asked whether Washington had proof that Tehran was behind the alleged movement of Revolutionary Guards, weapons, and IEDs into Iraq, he said: “I do not, sir.”

Is there no depth of dishonesty to which W will not sink? It is so outrageous that it strains credulity that this guy is not being impeached. The guy admits to an impeachable offence, and Russ Feingold is taking gas for introducing a resolution of censure. A plurality of Americans favor this resolution but so far Sen. Feingold has only attracted two supporters in the Senate.

Can someone please explain this to me? It boggles my mind. And another thing I can’t figure out is why my friends talked me out of calling Bush a lying sack of you-know-what.

“… and tell ’em Big Mitch sent ya!”