Monday, December 14, 2009

I'm just saying ...

A company that invested millions in the slogan, “Just do it!” hires a guy to be their spokesperson, and now they are thinking of firing him because he was just doing it with every ho who could afford a boob job.

Now, it seems that Tiger was associated with a doctor,who was busted at the border with Human Growth Hormone in his medical kit. Tiger admits that he received treatment from the doctor to speed recovery from a knee injury, but he denies that he received any performance enhancing drugs. Even Tiger's harshest critics agree that there is no reason to doubt him.

When golf tournaments are shown on TV, they interrupted it every 15 minutes to broadcast a commercial for Viagra or Cialis. Personally, I think Tiger could have a real future in being the spokesman for a performance enhancing drug.

I’m just saying…

… tell ‘em Big Mitch sent ya!

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